In this very short story—you can read it here —the narrator (not I!!!) objectifies women and talks a lot about sex, maybe. I hope you like it.

First of all, I have stories coming to West Branch , Ninth Letter , and Pithead Chapel . I'll let everyone know when the stories are officially available. Should be soonish. In the meantime, I have a piece (let's not call it a story!) available online at The Militant Grammarian (one of those journals ballsy enough to publish my and others' oddest shit). Click the title below: "The Publication History of Constellations: A Novel by Ben Walter, by David David David, by W. B. Beardsatt, by...

I absolutely LOVE this new journal Swing . And not only because they had the balls to publish one of my odder pieces: "Phenakistoscope:...